[Sir George:]
Though neglected in the past,
They've created me at last
[All:]
Ambassador! Ambassador!
[Smoggins:]
And they'll call you home express
When you've got us in a mess,
[All:]
Ambassador! Ambassador!
[Algernon:]
But your blunders so diverting
All the papers will report,
[Madame Amelie:]
And I know they'll catch you flirting
With the ladies of the Court,
[All:]
Ambassador! Oh think of that!
Ambassador! With gold-laced hat!
We/They humbly bow before
This great Ambassador!
[Sir George:]
My advice will carry weight
With some foreign potentate
[All:]
Ambassador! Ambassador!
[Smoggins:]
Check his mischievous desires
For despatching little wires,
[All:]
Ambassador! Ambassador!
[Algernon:]
But your diplomatic duty
Is to tell official lies,
[Madame Amelie:]
Not to look at foreign beauty
With undiplomatic eyes!
[All:]
Ambassador! Oh think of that!
Ambassador! With gold-laced hat!
We/They humbly bow before
This great Ambassador!