[Solo:]
A noble dame some children had,
Up to ev'ry game,
One blossom'd out a wondrous lad,
Ta-ta was his name.
[Chorus:]
For he was made in Ta-ta land,
In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land,
Right in the middle of Ta-ta land
Upon a Ta-ta day.
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta,
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay.
[Solo:]
His toys were all the noblest chaps,
Collected from his nation,
He ta-ta'd them and tried it on
With all the population.
[Chorus:]
For he was made in Ta-ta land,
In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land,
Right in the middle of Ta-ta land
Upon a Ta-ta day.
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta,
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay.
[Solo:]
The lady in hot water got
Through some owdacious plotter,
And Ta-ta yelled to see the fun,
And tried to make it hotter.
[Chorus:]
For he was made in Ta-ta land,
In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land,
Right in the middle of Ta-ta land
Upon a Ta-ta day.
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta,
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay.
[Solo:]
So fierce he grew, the neighbours feared
Spontaneous combustion,
But Grandma in her quiet way
Just winked and whispered "fustian."
[Chorus:]
For he was made in Ta-ta land,
In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land,
Right in the middle of Ta-ta land
Upon a Ta-ta day.
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta,
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay.
[Solo:]
He had gunpowder in his tea,
And iron in his "wa-ta",
He lived on squibs and fireworks,
And every kind of Ta-ta.
[Chorus:]
For he was made in Ta-ta land,
In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land,
Right in the middle of Ta-ta land
Upon a Ta-ta day.
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta,
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay.
[Solo:]
He gave his elders lots of sport
Of the sort they made in Sparta,
And made them skip upon parade
To every sort of Ta-ta.
[Chorus:]
For he was made in Ta-ta land,
In Ta-ta land, in Ta-ta land,
Right in the middle of Ta-ta land
Upon a Ta-ta day.
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta, and a ta-ta-ta,
With a bang, bang, bang,
and a ta-ta-ta ta-tay.