[Major:]
A Major bold in me you see,
[Bobbie & Jack:]
In me you see a minor;
[Major:]
My fame has spread across the sea.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
As a tipler and a diner;
[Major:]
My life is one long major scale,
So perfectly symphonic,
[Bobbie & Jack:]
We've heard a rather diff'rent tale
Reflecting on a "tonic."
[Major:]
The Major, the Major.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
The Minor, the Minor;
[All:]
And in our own particular line,
We couldn't well be finer.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
The Major, the Major.
the Minor, the Minor,
[Major:]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
Ha, ha, ha, ha,
[All:]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, The Major and the Minor.
[Major:]
As a Major-domo I'm unique,
[Bobbie & Jack:]
And we work like a miner;
[Major:]
On any matter I can speak,
[Bobbie & Jack:]
A reg'lar penny-a-liner;
[Major:]
And if it comes to war,
Then I can run my sword right through you;
[Bobbie & Jack:]
But if from war you always fly,
How can the war come to you?
[Major:]
The Major, the Major.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
The Minor, the Minor;
[All:]
And in our own particular line,
We couldn't well be finer.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
The Major, the Major.
the Minor, the Minor,
[Major:]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[Bobbie & Jack:]
Ha, ha, ha, ha,
[All:]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, The Major and the Minor.