No. 3 - Song - Peter Stuyvesant - "Just keep cool."
Lyrics by Frank Pixley
[Stuyvesant:]
Take advice from Peter Stuyvesant,
the ruler of the Dutch;
There may be wiser men than I,
but not so very much.
If troubles thick assail you,
you can dodge 'em if you try.
Just light your pipe and take a smoke
and let the world go by.
Never let yourself be worried,
or hurried, or flurried.
If you do, you'll soon be buried.
Care will only kill a fool.
If the trials of life beset you,
or fret you, I'll bet you
That the hoo-doo never get you
If you just keep cool.
Nearly all the ills that worry us
are shadows of a day.
Just turn your smile upon them,
and they'll quickly fade away.
Any man who looks for trouble
always finds it in a trice.
But ice is cheap. Refrigerate,
remember Pete's advice.
Never let yourself be worried,
or hurried, or flurried.
If you do, you'll soon be buried.
Care will only kill a fool.
If the trials of life beset you,
or fret you, I'll bet you
That the hoo-doo never get you
If you just keep cool.