[Talkington:]
Within this modest tent you'll find
the girl who charms the snakes.
She eliminates the reptiles
from the whisky that she takes.
There's a living skeleton who thinks
his chances might be slim,
And a tattoed man who swears his wife
has dark designs on him.
We've a man who's turning into stone,
and dying mighty hard,
And uncrowned ruler with three feet
all in a single yard.
But I'm looking for another freak
to discount all the rest,
A New York man who will admit
there's anything out west.
Ah, he's a freak we're dying to get,
He isn't a fellow so easily met;
In fact, we've never discovered him yet.
No, we've never discovered him yet.
[Girls:]
Ah, he's a freak we're dying to get,
He isn't a fellow so easily met;
In fact, we've never discovered him yet.
No, we've never discovered him yet.