No. 22 - Duet - Sophie and Barry - "Quarrelling." Lyrics by Paul A. Rubens

[Sophie:] You're a very funny man!
[Barry:] Oh really? You're a very curious girl!
[Sophie:] Oh! Am I?
[Barry:] Don't you sneer behind your fan!
[Sophie:] Oh! dear me! I've been supping with an Earl!
[Barry:] Oh! Have you?
[Sophie:] Don't you think you're going to irritate me!
[Barry:] You do all you can to aggravate me!
[Sophie:] Can't you go and leave me, if you hate me?
[Barry:] I can please myself, I s'pose!
[Sophie:] Don't talk to me! D'you hear me speak?
[Barry:] I really never heard
such fearful cheek! One word more and...
[Sophie:] Leave me alone, I beg you pray!
[Barry:] Oh! Quite delighted, I'm sure, good day!
I suppose you think you're smart?
[Sophie:] You think so? Well, supposing that I do?
[Barry:] Oh! nothing! I know your remarks by heart!
[Sophie:] Thank goodness! I can't say the same of you!
[Barry:] Oh! Temper!
[Sophie:] All I say is, you annoy me greatly.
[Barry:] Once you liked me tête-a-têtely
[Sophie:] That was sev'ral years ago, not lately.
[Barry:] My reply is simply "Rats!"
[Sophie:] Don't talk to me! D'you hear me speak?
[Barry:] I really never heard
such fearful cheek! One more word and......
[Sophie:] Leave me alone, I beg you pray!
[Barry:] Oh! Quite delighted, I'm sure, good day!