[Peggy:]
What a lot you must have been about,
If the tales you tell are true.
[Sam:]
Tho' with lots of girls I'm seen about,
Still not one comes up to you!
Tell me now, don't you remember
How we kissed that night in June!
[Peggy:]
Me! why that was in September,
And what's more, the afternoon!
[Both:]
(Whistle) There I/you go!
It can't have been the same girl! No!
[Sam:]
You'd got on a scarlet blouse!
[Peggy:]
That's so likely milking cows!
[Both:]
Then it must have been another girl!
Oh!
[Peggy:]
You told me you loved no other,
When you vowed that you'd be true!
[Sam:]
I was nothing but a brother
To the other girls I knew!
[Peggy:]
Tho' I do not wish to scold you,
Many sisters you've possess'd!
[Sam:]
Still, the tale I always told you
Was the same I told the rest.
[Both:]
(Whistle) There I/you go!
It can't have been the same tale! No!
[Sam:]
I never would deceive you.
[Peggy:]
I never would believe you.
[Sam:]
No more did all the other girls!
[Both:]
Oh!
[Peggy:]
Surely you have not forgotten
How you wrote and said you found
That your bank account was rotten
And I sent you up a pound!
[Sam:]
You suggest you sent me money!
Things I know were looking black,
Still, it never came-- that's funny!
[Peggy:]
Yes it did, you paid me back!
[Both:]
(Whistle) There I/you go!
It can't have been the same boy! No!
[Peggy:]
Why of course you know you did;
[Sam:]
Me send back a golden quid!
[Both:]
It must have been another chap!
Oh!