• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "If the Colonel wasn't coming, we'd embrace you, darlings ... Yes, but alas, he's here ... Yes, but alas, he's here..."
• No. 1a - Song - Pomponnet and Chorus - "Being unmarried myself, mine's one of the loneliest lives.  I'd much rather die, if it wasn't that I felt fraternal affection..."
• No. 2 - Song and Dance - Jolibeau and Models - "Most middle-aged persons I cannot endure, they are so intensely suspicious ... suspicious ..."
• No. 3 - Duet - Delphine, Bouchotte and Chorus - "I'm good all day, I'm good all night, I'm free to say that I am quite the goodest wife, the best-est wife..."
• No. 4 - Duet - Pomponnet and Bimboula - "If you stroke a kitten's fur, it will nestle close and purr, such a pretty Persian purr ... Pirroo!  Pirroo! ..."
• No. 5 - Trio - Delphine, Jolibeau and Bouchotte - "Did you ever tell your husband how you ...?"  (whisper)  "No, I never would have dared to tell him that..."
• No. 6 - Finale Act I - "Oh! a funny little man tried a funny little plan, to have a little fun with me ... Hi-tiddy!  Ri-tiddy!  Could you tell me why did he fancy he could..."

ACT II   -   The Verandah and Rose Gardens of the Villa Primrose.

• No. 7 - Chorus - "Oh, gifted master, sleep!  and rest your weary eyes, a faithful watch we'll keep against the draughts and flies.  No insect fierce shall bite..."
• No. 8 - Concerted Number - "Oh dear, oh dear, what have we here?  What means this woe?  We'd like to know.  Be still, be still, disturb us not, and let us weep..."
• No. 9 - Duet - Delphine and Jolibeau - "Though I have lived, I believe, twenty years and more, of them all I value but one;  the year we met and fondly swore..."
• No. 10 - Song - Simone and Male Chorus - "Life is cold till the stars are out, then I find that life is quite all right;  fair, sweet day, I can do without ..."
• No. 11 - Song - Bouchotte and Chorus - "When I come home each night to dine, the housemaid lets me in.  She has a nature saturnine, and wears a dreadful grin."
• No. 12 - Quarrel Duet - Delphine, Simone and Chorus - "Cat!  cat!  who said Cat?  To what does Cat refer? ... Cat!  Cat!  I said cat!  and Cat refers to her! ..."
• No. 13 - Finale Act II - "Oh come, Bouchotte, away, you're not quite well today; we'll tuck you in a cosy comfy cot.  As we don't know at all, a doctor we will call..."

ACT III   -   A Grand Reception Hall opening into a Ballroom, Hotel Beau Rivage.

• No. 14 - Opening Chorus - "Pavlova came over like this to France, a-dancing on her toes;  Oh, that was the cue for the world to dance..."
• No. 15 - Duet - Jolibeau and Bimboula - "I learned a beautiful story of a Venus who rose from the sea, filling the world with her glory, and the glory extended to me."
• No. 16 - Song - Bouchotte and Chorus - "Stay with me, and you'll all agree you've never seen a man carry on so! ... On so! ... Soon my name will be known..."
• No. 17 - Finale Act III - "He's for a life of Hoop-la up by the big Red Mill;  on his toes at the Montmartre shows he is off to take his fill..."

Other songs previously omitted from the vocal score.

• Formerly No. 12 - Duet - Bimboula and Pomponnet - "Ladies I have met of ev'ry style, but you just do.  You are like a serpent of the Nile - your kiss should hiss..."
• Formerly No. 19 - Song - Simone and Chorus - "Of course you know young Dinkelpop, he's a captain in the lancers.  I mean the chap named Dinkelpop..."

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