No. 3 - Quartet - Dorothy, Lydia, Wilder & Sherwood Lyrics by B. C. Stephenson

[Wilder:] We're sorry to delay you,
(spoken: "Don't go.")
[Sherwood:] And pardon us we pray you.
(spoken: "Ah! stay.")
[Wilder:] Aching limbs and weary feet,
Palates parch'd with dust and heat,
With fatigue we're fit to sink,
Fetch us anything to drink.
[Sherwood:] Anything to drink,
[Both:] Anything to drink,
[Wilder:] Give us drink,
[Sherwood:] Give us drink,
[Wilder:] Give us drink,
[Both:] Have you beer, or ale, or porter,
To make our anguish shorter?
[Wilder:] Such a thirst,
[Sherwood:] Such a thirst,
[Wilder:] at the worst,
[Sherwood:] at the worst,
[Both:] We could almost quench with water.
[Dorothy & Lydia:] We have beer and ale and porter,
To make your anguish shorter.
[Two men:] Such a thirst,
[Two girls:] Such a thirst,
[Two men:] at the worst,
[Two girls:] at the worst,
[All:] We can cure without cold water.

[Dorothy:] Be seated, sirs, we pray you,
(spoken: "Sit down.")
[Lydia:] We will not long delay you,
(spoken: "Sit down.")
[Dorothy:] We have food and drink for all,
Here you have the house of call,
Here the food is of the best,
And the drink can stand the test.
[Lydia:] We have but the best,
[Both:] We have but the best,
[Dorothy:] Here is drink,
[Lydia:] Here is drink,
[Dorothy:] Here is drink,
[Both:] We have beer and ale and porter,
To make your anguish shorter.
[Dorothy:] Such a thirst,
[Lydia:] Such a thirst,
[Dorothy:] at the worst,
[Lydia:] at the worst,
[Both:] We can cure without cold water.
We have beer and ale and porter,
To make your anguish shorter.
Such a thirst,
[Two men:] Such a thirst,
[Two girls:] at the worst,
[Two men:] at the worst,
[All:] Can be cured without cold water.