Synthesized MIDI Light Operas

ACT I  -  Scene 1   -   A Room at King's Frayle.

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "We are going into action with a glowing satisfaction, due to knowing our attraction for the wiliest of foes..."
• No. 1a - Valse Melos
• No. 2 - Song - Mrs Grundy and Daughters - "Nowadays one cannot be too particular in speech, so, my dears, attend to me;  try to learn what I can teach..."
• No. 3 - Song - Wilcox - "Wilcox is my name, butler is my calling, which I find the same absolutely galling!  Up and down the stairs all day long I'm driven..."
• No. 4 - Duet - Vera and Wilcox - "Love's a most deceitful thing, disappointment in disguise.  Young men's fancies in the spring you'll avoid if you are wise..."
• No. 5 - Song - The Canon - "Claret is good of its kind,  Burgundy warms you within.  Elderly ladies I''ve known who could find comfort in teacups of gin..."
• No. 6 - Duet - Duke and Virginia - "At Honeymoon Hotel!  There's nothing stiff or stupid.  It's built for two, say me and you, for three including Cupid! ..."
• No. 7 - Song and Finale - "When woman's youth is lost, then farewell to love!  On one side she's lightly tost like a worn out glove.  Beauty flies on fickle wing..."

ACT I  -  Scene 2   -   Ballroom at King's Frayle.

• No. 8 - Opening Chorus - "Perfect band and splendid floor, the Valse of Fascination;  how could one ask for more than such a combination? ..."
• No. 9 - Song - Vera - "Men are always after me.  Why?  I never know!  Quite a crowd you'll always see, ev'rywhere I go!  Nuts and Colonels - subs and cubs..."
• No. 10 - Chorus - "They're coming, they're coming, the ballroom is humming with throes of excited suspense;  they say she's the prettiest girl in the city..."
• No. 11 - Song - Honoria and Sisters - "Hereditary qualities in children always show, but where a trace of Mother is in us I never know; and so it is not hard..."
• No. 12 - Finale Act I - "Life was made for love and laughter, Love was made for maid and man,  Whatsoever follows after, catch and keep it while you can!"

ACT II   -   The Gardens, King's Frayle.

• No. 13 - Opening Chorus - "Did you ever see such a perfect day and a perfect time of year?  Ideal weather for the crops and all the flowers.  We were asked to tea,"
• No. 14 - Song - Vivien - "The sun is on the dew, the skies a lake of blue!  The world is rife with joy of life and laughter too!  The birds in chorus sing..."
• No. 15 - Song - Wilcox and Girls - "When the modern girl gets going, when the flapper really flaps, well, there is not much worth knowing that she does not know..."
• No. 16 - Song - Virginia - "Once a foolish maid walked beside her lover, hand in hand they went together;  happily they stray'd, blue the skies above her..."
• No. 17 - Duet - Vera and Wilcox - "Would you care to settle? Where it is going to be? ... Oh! I bar the Registrar, Westminster for me! ... Shall we state the happy.."
• No. 18 - Chorus - "What is all this? what is all this?  Something has got to be done!  Someone, they say, fainted away, staying too long in the sun..."
• No. 19 - Finale Act II - "Oh, you bet they'll have a wedding day!  Roses all the way!  Crowds to shout 'Hooray!'  Then we'll get the organist to play..."