No. 5 - Duet - Edith and Jack - "The Tract." Lyrics by Adrian Ross

[Jack:] When I go into your room
For goodnight, dear,
I must grope about in gloom--
Not a light, dear!
And it isn't clear to me
What objection there can be
If I light a lamp to see
All is right, dear!
[Edith:] "Keep your passions in control--
Only think about your soul--
Quell your heart's unruly throb,"
Says the Reverend William Schwabb.
[Jack:] Here's a tract!
[Edith:] Read the tract!
[Jack:] Says, in fact--
[Edith:] Says, in fact--
[Jack:] That the wise and the discerning
Keep their lamps for ever burning.
It's a fact!
[Edith:] Not a fact!
[Jack:] See the tract!
[Both (Edith's words):] You must not pretend to act...
(Jack's words) I propose at once to act...
(Edith's words) You must not pretend to act
upon the tract.

[Jack:] When you let me tie the lace
Of your shoe, dear,
Must I turn away my face
As I do, dear?
If your husband has a whim
To observe an ankle trim,
You could safely humour him--
What say you, dear?
[Edith:] "No, in such a case you must
Keep your looks upon the dust
Or your peace of mind they rob,"
Says the Reverend William Schwabb.
[Jack:] Here's a tract!
[Edith:] Read the tract!
[Jack:] Just unpack'd!
[Edith:] Just unpack'd!
[Jack:] That the pious should desire
To be ever looking higher--
It's a fact!
[Edith:] Not a fact!
[Jack:] See the tract!
[Both (Jack's words):] And in future I shall act...
(Edith's words) You must never dare to act...
(Jack's words) And in future I shall act
upon the tract.