• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "We're simple rustic folk, we are, as plainly may be seen..."
• No. 2 - Octet - Footmen and Housemaids - "We're flunkeys high and haughty ... We're housemaids prim and pert..."
• No. 3 - Song - Gwenny - "Beneath a hedge a primrose grew, and drooped her head o'er mossy bed..."
• No. 4 - Duet - Lady Betty and Gwenny - "Now people who've studied their history know there were three little Graces..."
• No. 5 - Chorus - Entrance of Yeomanry - "Here they are, don't you see?   Can't you hear the tramp of feet? ... "
• No. 6 - Song - Harrington and Chorus - "Who can explain the reason why Mabel and Maud and Mary..."
• No. 7 - Farewell Chorus - "Can this be true?   We're fill'd with consternation! ..."
• No. 8 - Duet - Bill and Posh - "I'm known as a very hot member ... I'm always left out in the cold ..."
• No. 9 - Song - Susan - "Nowadays ev'ryone hurries;  ev'ryone's worried and worn..."  (five verses)
• No. 10 - Song - Comte - "Do I like love?  Qu'en pensez vous?  It is so nice, and charmant too..."
• No. 11 - Song - Lady Betty and Girls - "I'm a lady's maid to a lady proper, and my lady's said that I am a topper..."
• No. 12 - Chorus of Girls - "We are little ladies who are keen on shooting with an arrow and a bow..."
• No. 13 - Duet - Comte and Gwenny - "We English maidens are rather cold in disposition..."
• No. 14 - Finale Act I - "Oh! I am the pet of Mayfair, I bask in Belgravia's breeze..."

ACT II   -   Hall at Egbert Castle.

• No. 15 - Song - Gwenny - "A riddle want to ask, so say if you can - it's not a easy task for woman or man..."
• No. 16 - Chorus of Page-Boys - "We're pert little, plump little page-boys!  What can we get you, pray? ..."
• No. 17 - Song - Betty - "Once a young man loved a little maid, and this little maid had a little dog..."   (five verses)
• No. 18 - Song - Susan - "I don't know what to say or do, to prove that I am fond of you..."
• No. 19 - Song - Comte - "There's a girl I simply dote on;  she has no single flaw..."   (four verses)
• No. 20 - Song - Susan and Chorus - "Who is it that comes downstairs? ... The Missis, the missis..."
• No. 21 - "Leap Year" Octet - "We have something we must say ... If it's polite, then tell us pray! ..."
• No. 22 - Song - Betty and Chorus - "If I were a soldier, and heard war's alarms, I'd be very careful to be up in arms..."
• No. 23 - Song - Colonel and Chorus - "In a kitchen stood a boot, and a beetle wandered near..."
• No. 24 - Duet - Comte and Smith - "One night I met a dear little thing ... Oh, oui, je comprends ..."
• No. 25 - Finale Act II - "See me in a scarlet uniform, as I go marching down the street..."

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