[Chorus:]
What has happened, what's the matter?
Is it that the bride was nervous?
Where's the bridegroom? Alice fainted
In the middle of the service.
Such a turmoil! Such confusion!
Just the thing we all were dreading.
Such a turmoil! Such confusion!
Just the thing we all were dreading.
Think of it! A one day's courtship
Cannot bring a happy wedding.
[Ladies:]
What's the matter?
[Men:]
What's the matter?
[Ladies:]
What's the matter?
[Men:]
What's the matter?