• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "We have come from the ends of the earth to the Mediterranean Sea, and we're going for all we are worth to be jolly as jolly can be..."
• No. 2 - Octette and Chorus - "The Polo championship we claim of all the Riviera, for none can beat us at the game, from Cannes to Bordighera..."
• No. 3 - Song - Miss Ventnor and Chorus - "In gen'ral terms you might allude to my Curriculum;  review the subjects I include in my Curriculum..."
• No. 4 - Concerted Number - "If you'll follow us pray, we will show you the way that conducts to Acacia Villa.  It's contiguous but we avoid a short cut..."
• No. 5 - Chorus and Song - Josephine - "What is the matter?  Bid her be gone - we want no interlopers here to interfere with our affairs, and she is one..."
• No. 6 - Duet - Merva and Josephine - "Come kind gentlemen, buy my posies;  I have violets, jonquils, roses.  Ev'ry blossom that sweetly blows is here today..."
• No. 7 - Song - Levanter - "One fellow has some fault to find with ev'ry girl he sees;  another can't make up his mind:  I'm not so hard to please..."
• No. 8 - Song - Miss Ventnor and Schoolgirls - "Of marks of high distinction we hear of many types;  the soldier and policeman receive good conduct stripes..."
• No. 9 - Song - Pentweazle and Chorus - "All the world's a seminary where, as circumstances vary, we are learning to be foolish or be wise..."
• No. 10 - Song - Merva - "Free, free at last I am going to be!  No more school bell's early morning clamour.  No more lessons at all for me..."
• No. 11 - Quartette - Pentweazle and others - "I'm going to be a Marquis, and I wonder if they'll let me wear a silver gilt electro-plated coronet!"
• No. 12 - Shoeblack Dance - Polka , Graceful Dance, and the Storm
• No. 13 - Finale Act I - "Oh! it's now to be a roamer in the classic land of Homer!  We have never yet look'd forward to a trip so..."

ACT II   -   A wild territory in the Island of Karagovina.

• No. 13a - Entr'acte
• No. 14 - Chorus of Brigands, etc. - "We gladly welcome ev'ry time the enterprising folks who climb from crag to crag and slowly drag their limbs to our abode..."
• No. 15 - Duet - Mrs. Habbicombe, Pentweazle and Chorus - "If ever you're going to travel about, it isn't advisable starting without a person proficient in guiding..."
• No. 16 - Song - Darien - "It's very like a satire that the people of a nation, possessed of ev'ry peaceable proclivity, should have to take to Brigandage..."
• No. 17 - Duet - Merva and Allen - "One day a maiden wander'd down a sunny country lane, and as she went, there pass'd close by a tall and handsome swain."
• No. 18 - Song - Miss Ventnor and Girls - "Though few of us are clever, and though fewer still are great, yet we all can be celebrities today..."
• No. 19 - Duet - Miss Ventnor and Darien - "You shall reign o'er my heart in a kingdom apart, and love's flame shall be constant and steady..."
• No. 20 - Song - Mrs. Habbicombe and Chorus - "There was once a most delightful little charmer, tho' it struck me as peculiar to find..."
• No. 21 - Song - Merva - "O foolish men!  it goes to prove you anything but wise, to talk about the girls you love as angels from the skies..."
• No. 22 - Song - Elsie and Chorus - "Katie had a Kodak, with a shiny lens;  Katie used to photograph her relatives and friends..."
• No. 23 - Song - Levanter and Chorus - "There are lots of little stories which I reckon ... which I reckon ... if examined, would assume another shape..."
• No. 24 - Finale Act II - "Send your friends to Karagovina ... Karagovina, Vive! ... If they're wealthy, and would be happily married and done for..."