No. 22 - Song - Captain Pott and Chorus Lyrics by Adrian Ross

[Capt. Pott:] I'm famous Captain Pott,
[Chorus:] Tin Pott! Tin Pott!
[Capt. Pott:] A terror to the skuller and the lubber,
[Chorus:] Lubber!
[Capt. Pott:] A pretty toughish lot!
[Chorus:] Fish lot! Fish lot!
[Capt. Pott:] I'm little, but I'm steel and India rubber!
[Chorus:] Rubber!
[Capt. Pott:] I run an ocean tramp
That's dirty, also damp,
And shakes her rivets out when she's in motion;
[Chorus:] Motion!
[Capt. Pott:] But I will back my boat
With anything afloat
To race from point to point across the ocean!
[Chorus:] Ocean, ah!
[Capt. Pott:] They're all after Pott,
They're all after Pott,
The liner, the cruiser, the collier, the yacht;
But I put my steam on
And go like a demon,
And they don't get round the Captain!
[Chorus:] They're all after Pott,
They're all after Pott,
The liner, the cruiser, the collier, the yacht;
But he puts his steam on
And goes like a demon,
And they don't get round the Captain!

[Capt. Pott:] The ladies welcome Pott,
[Chorus:] Compote! Compote!
[Capt. Pott:] They flash around to fold me in embraces,
[Chorus:] Braces!
[Capt. Pott:] And kisses warm or hot,
[Chorus:] Oh, rot! Oh, rot!
[Capt. Pott:] I print upon their proud and pretty faces!
[Chorus:] Faces!
[Capt. Pott:] I'm loved by many a queen,
In Africa, I mean,
With all the tropic ardour of the Zulu;
[Chorus:] Zulu!
[Capt. Pott:] My fascinating smiles
Allured the Sandwich Isles,
And conquered half the hearts of Honolulu!
[Chorus:] Lulu, ah!
[Capt. Pott:] They're all after Pott,
They're all after Pott,
I cannot resist them, and so I do not!
When maidens are tender
I promptly surrender,
For they all get round the Captain!
[Chorus:] They're all after Pott,
They're all after Pott,
I cannot resist them, and so I do not!
When maidens are tender
I promptly surrender,
For they all get round the Captain!