• Overture

ACT I   -   The Plaze of the Holland City of Saardam on Kermess Day.

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "Oolie, oolie, oo, etc. ... With sunshine bright, the day's begun, the girls and boys will have their fun;  for this you know is Kermis day..."
• No. 2 - Song - Awlhoff and Chorus - "Awlhoff, we know you can drive a mighty blow;  here's the faucet and the mallet.  'Tis well I'm here, I'll tap the Kermis beer..."
• No. 3 - Song - Ruffhaus and Chorus - "Here we are, quite a strenuous lot of manouvering, mad, Militarians, and we come at a trotity trot..."
• No. 4 - Song - Duke - "A happy-go-lucky young rogue was I, when I was twenty one; and every year that has since gone by, I've had twelve months of fun..."
• No. 5 - Song - Wilhelmina and Chorus - "Mein fadder vas a farmer man, his vife she vas his Frau, und I vas once a baby too, but look vat I vas now..."
• No. 6 - Song - Dorothy and Chorus - "A girl with a book in a hammock, as she gracefully swung to and fro, was the dream of the man in the Summer..."
• No. 7 - Trio - Wilhelmina, Bill and Bob - "Out in the barnyard two little ducks, their feet in the puddles paddled.  They were spoon-bill ducks..."
• No. 8 - Trio - Dorothy, Louise and Ludwig - "My heart you have captured,  my soul is enraptured,  I tremble with life's sweet thrill..."
• No. 9 - Song - Louise - "The dream of a girl in her teens, is a youth, to make love as they do in romances,  to stand 'neath her window and warble..."
• No. 10 - Duet - Dorothy and Dick - "If I were lucky enough to win the love of a girl like you, I wouldn't be foolish enough to give some fellow the chance..."
• No. 11 - Finale Act I - "May I ask you where you're going? ... Tell me how you came by Dare's car.  Where's the owner? ... You are showing too much interest..."

ACT II   -   Salon of the Grand Hotel, Paris.

• No. 11a - Entract
• No. 12 - Song - Ruffhaus and Uhlans - "One idea! ... One idea! ... We have here! ... We have here! ... We are military models, but our military noddles..."
• No. 13 - Song - Dorothy and American Girls - "Of a girl's education finesse is a part, most important to study, a requisite art, and when mastered, society votes..."
• No. 14 - Song - Louise and Quakers - "We are bashful little maidens, all the way from sleepy-town;  we are lineal descendents of a man of great renown..."
• No. 15 - Song - Dick - "Life may be cheery, or weary and dreary, depending on somnebody's smiles;  Fate in the fingers of someone who lingers..."
• No. 16 - Song - Bill and Chorus - "All these trifling little things are from Emperors or Kings,  I'm popular;  they're fond of me perhaps..."
• No. 17 - Song - Wilhelmina - "Oh! when I'm a Duchess, my! vont dot be grand, mit solitude diamonds all over my hand;  I dress me in laces, und fedders, un frills..."
• No. 18 - Coffee and Cheese Octette - "Be seated Countess, pray;  Oh heavens, my pet bunion! ... The soup first ... Right away ... And dainty ... Make it onion..."
• No. 19 - Song - Dorothy and Chorus - "Polly was quite a lady, ev'ry one who knew her said, she would really marry wealthy, and of brokers she had read..."
• No. 20 - Song - Louise and Chorus - "I'm old enough to be initiated in all the little secrets without sin, that girls expect to learn when they are mated..."
• No. 21 - Finale Act II - "Now just suppose you loved me, could such fate befall, I'd be just like your shadow close, and that's not all..."

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