[Mitsu:]
If trade goes on increasing
Each season more and more,
We'll turn our bus'ness into
A Universal store.
[Suki:]
Where you can buy all sorts of things
As pictured in our catalogues,
From waterproofs to wedding rings,
From geisha girls to golliwogs.
[Both:]
All the high class folk will come
To our great Emporium.
Fine big plate/glass fronted shops,
Thirty in a row.
[Suki:]
For special lines in underwear,
Or stockings eighteen yen a pair,
[Both:]
Come to the old established firm
Of Suki and Co.!
[Mitsu:]
An army of assistants
Will murmur ev'ry day,
"What can I show you, Madam?"
And "Kindly step this way!"
[Suki:]
"The next department straight along
For cuckoo clocks and easy chairs;
Excuse me sir, you're going wrong,
The Turkish bath is down the stairs!"
[Both:]
Things are pretty sure to hum
In our great Emporium,
Thousands of employees
Will bustle to and fro,
[Suki:]
If they're insured, we shall feel sick
At having all the stamps to lick,
[Both:]
Nice for the old established firm
Of Suki and Co.!