ACT I   -   Sherry's Rooms.

• No. 1 - Introduction - Chorus of Tradespeople - "We're the tradesmen coming in, always as the months begin, each with a little account too! ..."
• No. 2 - Chorus of Bohemians, Students and Models - "We're Bohemians gay and clever, hi! hi! hi! hi!  Comrades true who will not sever!  Hi! hi! hi! hi! ..."
• No. 3 - Song - Andrew - "I wrote to uncle: It is pleasant dreaming of home and married life, only my income just at present would not quite support a wife."
• No. 3a - Exit - "We're Bohemians gay and clever, hi! hi! hi! hi!  Comrades true who will not sever!  Hi! hi! hi! hi! ..."
• No. 4 - Duet - Mistigrette and Leonard - "Mistigrette!  Leonard!  Mistigrette!  Leonard!  I love you!  You love me!  Mistigrette!  Leonard!  I love you day and night! ..."
• No. 5 - Song - Pepita and Men - "I have a heart that's fiery, very!  For I'm Spanish and I'm hot!  And in my veins runs special sherry if you rouse me, so do not! ..."
• No. 6 - Quartet - MacSherry, Barbara, Mistigrette and Leonard - "The sight of ships, however still, will make me feel extremely ill, for if I were on board..."
• No. 7 - Finale Act I - "Is there a bliss in the whole creation, free from all impure alloy?  It is the sacred exhilaration found in our beautiful family joy!  Ah!..."

ACT II   -   A Room in a Restaurant.

• No. 8 - Opening Chorus and Song - Kossuth - "Far, far off beyond sea and land, where the Danube rolls its mighty waters, there, oh there, is my gipsy band..."
• No. 9 - Song - Leonard - "Love has now the sole control through the whole of my soul;  I can think of her alone, nothing more!  All my former loves I must own..."
• No. 10 - Song - Barbara - "In that costume you must not walk, my cousin said.  It might excite unpleasant talk, my cousin said.  Young ladies think it shocking..."
• No. 11 - Duet - Catherine and Joseph - "At Torino on the market (sulla piazza) I was quite the belle (la pił bella ragazza!) when my father sat and drank Chianti..."
• No. 12 - Song - Mistigrette and Chorus - "There are many styles of dressing smartly;  Ancient Briton girls were painted partly;   Africans assume 'the altogether'..."
• No. 13 - Trios - MacSherry, Catherine, Joseph, Mistigrette, Leonard and Andrew - "Here I can be hidden, and I quite expect, anything forbidden I can soon detect..."
• No. 14 - Duet - Barbara and Andrew - "Ah! cousin dear, this moment I have seen it;  you are the hob, the kitchen fire, you know.  (What?)  No, of course, I didn't..."
• No. 15 - Finale Act II - "Come on, and we will see if you stand up to me, I scorn to turn and flee.  What will upshot be?  If you could but agree to leave the case..."

ACT III   -   First Floor, Terminus Hotel.

• No. 16 - Nocturne - Octet - "Good night!  Around us closes night, that scatters stars above, bringing visions and dreams of roses..."
• No. 17 - Intermezzo
• No. 18 - Song - Ernestine and Chorus - "The moonbeams were bright one beautiful night, on sea and esplanade, and out on the pier with nobody near..."
• No. 19 - Duet - Andrew and Barbara - "If trouble should come back again, and clouds are looking black again, of getting a wetting you need have no fear! ..."
• No. 20 - Song - Andrew - "I'm always, I confess, enamour'd more or less!  My heart is ever tender and ready to surrender until it makes me woo a little girl, or two!"
• No. 21 - Scene - Barbara, Mistigrette, Pepita, Catherine and MacSherry - "Not for any money would we miss such a very funny jest as this.  If we're successful..."
• No. 22 - Finale Act III - "Come to the meadow, the moonlight is fair, youp-lą, youp-lą, Catari, Catarina!  I'll play the mandoline, dance with me there! ..."

Addenda   -   Extra numbers written and composed by Paul A. Rubens.

• No. 23 - Song - Barbara - "A snail once liv'd inside a shell, right inside a shell!  She wouldn't move, not even if you rang the front door bell..."
• No. 24 - Song - Andrew and Chorus - "Oh! Sarah was a girl you know, a little bit short-sighted, who found the streets of London so extremely badly lighted..."
• No. 25 - Duet - Barbara and Andrew - "Jack and Jill went up the hill, in search of married life ... Quite a model husband he, and she a perfect wife..."
• No. 26 - Sextet - Mistigrette, Leonard, Pepita, Andrew, Joseph and Barbara - "Oh! what a lucky thing it is that old MacSherry's gone! ..."

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