ACT I   -   A Public Square in Ballyhoo.

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "Rustle and bustle and tussle and hustle and create a furore with voice and with muscle,  hurry and scurry and flurry and worry..."
• No. 2 - Quartette - Worcestershire, De Brie, Saurbraten and Drinkamutchky - "As you travel around this world, you say ... Strange!  Odd!  Queer! ..."
• No. 3 - Entrance of the Bey - "Blow the trumpets!  Beat the little drums and big drums!  Welcome to the Bey of Ballyhoo!  Sound the gong..."
• No. 4 - Song - Bey and Chorus - "Allow me to inform you in a manner most official, I'm a man who has a duty to be done;  I lower the swollen headed..."
• No. 5 - Song - Nancy - "Mose Lincoln Lee from Tennessee, for his discourse took this text:  Dat half-way doins' aint no account in a dis world or de next..."
• No. 6 - Entrance of Show Girls - "We've just made a great sensation, all as debutantes you see.  Not a circus aggregation ever drew such crowds as we..."
• No. 7 - Song - Muriel, with Vanderhyphen - "When a little boy's been naughty and his mother finds it out, a spanking breeze comes blowing from the shore..."
• No. 8 - Nancy and Chorus - "A little Glow-Worm, all alone, lived in a forest dark;  a gay young Moth came winging by and heard her soft remark..."
• No. 9 - Serenade - Captain and Chorus - "A soldier of fortune in far away Venice goes forth with his light guitar;  from gondola floating, the hour striking ten..."
• No. 10 - Finale Act I - "Welcome!  How d'ye do?  We're glad to see you; come right in, pray do!  Pray feel at home!  Step inside the Inn!  You must be thirsty..."

ACT II   -   A Room in the Palace.

• No. 11a - Male Chorus and Solo - Worcestershire - "A health!  A health!  Our tankards fill with wine so richly flowing;   A toast!  A toast, to echo still..."
• No. 11b - Entrance of Oriental Girls - "Zing! zing-zing-zing! zing! zing-zing-zing!  Dancing lightly, bending slightly." etc. "We do this thing just to please you..."
• No. 12 - Song - Vanderhyphen - "There are two eyes to which the sun can not new luster lend;  two eyes in which the midnight and the starlight softly blend..."
• No. 13 - Song - Vanderhyphen - "Each morning when I first get up and thtand upon the floor, I have to thtop and think, how ev'ry thing's a dreadful bore..."
• No. 14 - Cupid's Ramble - Nancy and Girls - "Cupid is out on a ramble, and to his archery who knows but you may fall a victim;  Cupid, you know, is very clever..."
• No. 15 - Stenographers Song - Muriel and Chorus - "When anything is said to me, I jot it down;  (We jot it down.)  What I might say instead, you see, I jot it down."
• No. 16 - Military Song - Prince and Chorus - "I love to hear the rattle of the musketry in battle, or the booming thunder of the canon's roar..."
• No. 17 - Finale Act II - "Shine on!  my Glow-worm, shine out tonight;  I'll be your loving Moth, you be my light;  just like the little stars, brighter than all..."

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