Synthesized MIDI Light Operas

ACT I   -   The Hall, Loch Stitchie Castle.   (Morning)

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "When the cat's away, mice begin to play;  when the auld wife's in the house, Man is nothing but a mouse.  Hoots and lack a day! ..."
• No. 2 - Song - Dominie - "When the larder is bare and the cellar is low, a man doesn't care to make much of a show, so he studies domestic economy..."
• No. 3 - Trio - Elsie, Dominie and Guy - "If you want to make a fortune in a trice, you've only got to follow my advice;  concoct a pill or potion, a complexion wash..."
• No. 4 - Duet - Elsie and Dominie - "Imagine this a Drawing Room, and all the guests assembling, with their 'How d'ye do's' and 'How are you's', and lofty airs..."
• No. 5 - Song - Trixie - "It's safe to bet that you've often met the Gay Excursionist (the Gay, the Gay, the Gay Excursionist!)  And some I fear are dispos'd to sneer."
• No. 6 - Song - Elsie - "I know a maiden, not a hundred miles away,  (Hey, but her little heart is sad!)  Cupid encounter'd her when walking out one day..."
• No. 7 - Chambermaids' Dance
• No. 8 - Song - Potter - "When I was just a nipper, Dad politely kick'd me out to get my grub or otherwise and learn my way about.  I look'd around me carefully..."
• No. 9 - Trio - The Sisters Triplet - "We are three simple maidens of imperfect education, tho' our thirst for information at an early age was shown.   Our parents..."
• No. 10 - Song - Elsie and Triplets - "Young ladies pray attend to me, your governess that is to be - it's evident you quite forget the A.B.C. of etiquette..."
• No. 11 - Song - Gussie and Chorus - "We started the journey with nothing to drink - I open'd my eyes at that.  I said to the Mater 'This isn't all pink' ..."
• No. 12 - Dance and Finale Act I - "Hail to the Earl, all hail!  Hail to the Earl, all hail!  The proudest of his order has deign'd to cross the border..."

ACT II   -   The Same.   (Evening)

• No. 13 - Opening Chorus - "Here, in the land of the bonnie bawbee, happy and free, bent on a spree, who so contented and jolly as we, laughing the hours away?"
• No. 14 - Duet - Gussie and Trixie - "I took you for a clergyman ... a clergyman? ... ascetic and canonical ... canonical?  It's too absurd, upon my word..."
• No. 15 - Song - Tiny - "In the West End of London she dwells at her ease, the Modern Bohemian Girl!  Her family motto is 'Go as you please' - the Modern..."etc.
• No. 16 - Song - Potter and Chorus - "First father went out and bought a big drum ... Boom, da-ra-da, boom! ... If the children want music I'll give them some..."
• No. 17 - White Heather Gavotte
• No. 18 - Song - Elsie - "Deep in a snowy nest, its treasure keeping, love lies at perfect rest, not dead but sleeping, waiting a fond caress, a magic kiss..."
• No. 19 - Song - Gussie and Chorus - "Now of course you've heard of Trixie, of whom I'm going to sing - Trixie of the town of Upper Tooting..."
• No. 20 - Duet - Lady Stilton and Potter - "Gentle youth whose fascination maiden never could withstand, object of my adoration, thine my heart and thine my hand."
• No. 21 - Song  (singer not specified) - "I'm certain that we've met before, I don't remember where.  Some months ago, it may be more, but both of us were there..."
• No. 22 - Trio and Dance - Maggie, Dandy and Jock - "Twa's company, three is none - the extra one spoils all the fun, there isn't a doot aboot it! ..."
• No. 23 - Duet - Gussie and Potter - "They're hardly what you'd call a fit in Bond Street or the Row.  My people damaged them a bit at Hastings, long ago."
• No. 24 - Intro. and Song - Elsie and Chorus - "Come gather round with bated breath;  be one and all as still as death, the witching hour's at hand, when forth..."
• No. 25 - Sestet - Elsie, Trixie, Tootsie, Tiny, Gussie and the Earl - "We know that a hatter is mad - we do, we do! - and a march hare is equally bad ..."
• No. 26 - Finale Act II - "And the love that is true will always come through, never more from its place to depart, thro' pleasure and pain to the end it will reign..."

Supplementary Numbers

• No. 27 - Song - Elsie and Chorus - "The Fairy Queen has gone to bed, as all good fairies do, and Bogies are abroad instead - they're looking out for you! ..."
• No. 28 - Song - Triplets - "We're three little ladies of Music Hall fame, at present we're quite all the rage.  Our friends always tell us we're such perfect ladies..."
• No. 29 - Song - Tiny and Chorus - "In childhood days I had a frlend (her name was Mary Ann) - a little maid of eight years old, with eyes of blue and hair of gold..."
• No. 30 - Song - Trixie - "I don't know if my dancing is quite devoid of go, or does my conversation amuse my partners so, for they always come up smilng..."
• No. 31 - Song - Elsie - "A pussy cat sat by the fire, a-purring for all she was worth.  It was commonly stated that she was the happiest pussy on earth..."
• No. 32 - Song - Guy - "The Poets may sing of the praises of spring 'tll they come to the end of their tether, but give me good sport of the true British sort..."
• No. 33 - Song - Guy - "Why should we part when life together seems full of sweet bliss we only find in dreams!  Why then refuse the joys of life to share? ..."