• Overture

ACT I   -   The Living Room in Kimbrough's Apartment, New York.

• No. 1 - Curtain Music
• No. 2 - Song - Patsy - "She said, Dear!  What do I hear?  That ev'ry pretty little skirt within a mile you try to flirt with..."
• No. 3a - The Love Theme
• No. 3b - Song - Ruth - "Though time may let us sometimes forget, until, with but a sigh, the mem'ries of a passionate love..."
• No. 4 - Unaccompanied Quartet - Fresh, Corksey, Kim and Bunkie - "Good friends are we, so careless and free..."
• No. 5 - Finale Act I - Ruth and Kim - "Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!   We both have hit on a wonderful scheme..."

ACT II   -   The Same, six weeks later.

• No. 6 - Entr'Acte
• No. 7 - Song - Patsy and Girls - "Some people call 'acting' a labor exacting, and they pull this tiresome 'highbrow' stuff! ..."
• No. 8 - Song - Renée - "Pretty Antoinette!  Dainty young soubrette, wore an angel face and baby stare! ..."
• No. 9 - Duet - Kim, Patsy and Girls - "Ah!  See the soldier lad go marching to war! ... Altho' he has no idea what it is for! "
• No. 10 - Song - Jane - "Ah! when in sweet raptures of love you enfold me, close, close to your heart, dear..."
• No. 11 - Sextet - Bunkie, Jane, Corksey, Birdie, Fresh and Margaret - "I do confess I'm happy, boys..."
• No. 12 - Finale Act II - Ruth (reprise of no. 3b) - "Then when you're near me, there's naught that I strive to do..."

ACT III   -   The Dining Room, same evening.

• No. 13 - Entr'Acte III
• No. 14 - Opening Scene - "Here is health!  Here is wealth, and a great success!  May they say that your play is a hit..."
• No. 15 - Song - Patsy - "It's terrible the way these authors cramp my style!  By handing me a part to play like that! ..."
• No. 16 - Trio - Fresh, Corksey and Bunkie - "Bachelors don't learn a bit of sense from their married friends' experience! ..."
• No. 17 - Trio - Margaret, Jane and Birdie - "Ages ago, as you well know, we were slaves! ... Lived in caves - ..."
• No. 18 - Love Duet - Kim and Ruth - "Promise me, love, that we ne'er shall part! ..."
• No. 19 - Finale Ultimo - "When you are near me, there's naught that I strive to do, save to endear me more fondly..."

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