• Overture

ACT I   -   Honeycomb's Lawn, Kingston-on-Thames.

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "Hi! for the Thames on a summer's day,  Ho! for the merry throng;  and Hi! for the dresses bright and gay,  Ho! for the boating song..."
• No. 2 - Song - Honeycomb and Chorus - "The object of our clothing is to cover and conceal the loveliness which nature has endow'd..."
• No. 3 - Duet - Tom and Norah - "One peaceful eve in summertime, within a garden fair, a maiden heard the midnight chime, but still she linger'd there..."
• No. 4 - Song - Major Fossdyke and Chorus - "I'm proud to say that I am one of the Battersea Butterfly Shooters;  as volunteers we take the bun..."
• No. 5 - Duet - Julie Bon-bon and Pompier - "I'm all the way from gay Paree, Mam'zelle Julie Bon-bon ... and I am Monsieur Pompier, un petit garçon..."
• No. 6 - Concerted Piece - Tom, Norah, Mr & Mrs Honeycomb, Pompier, Julie and Major - "And now to the court we quick must go, and may we win the day..."
• No. 7 - Duet and Dance - Honeycomb and Julie Bon-bon - "Whene'er a maiden falls in love, ought she not to confess? ... 'Twould be unwise to say it..."
• No. 8 - Quartet - Julie Bon-bon, Pompier and Mr. & Mrs. Honeycomb - "Cock-a-doodle, Cock-a-doodle, Cock-a-doodle-do!  Julie Bon-bon wins her case..."
• No. 9 - Finale Act I - "Hail the hero of the day!  Hail him with hip, hip, hooray!  Hail the bright and rising star!  Hail the hero of the Bar! ..."

ACT II   -   The Spa Hotel, Schoffenburgen.

• No. 10 - Opening Chorus, with solo - Hans - "Isn't it wonderful?  Isn't it strange?  In a few weeks what a marvellous change!  Once the hotel now so busy and gay..."
• No. 11 - Saltarelle
• No. 12 - Song - Pompier - "I know a little girl who is very, very shy;  be careful of the girl that's shy.  She goes about so modestly with downcast eye..."
• No. 13 - Quartet - Tom, Percy, Cecil and Ducie - "A coupon which Cook's recommend, a hansom to Charing Cross end, a smoker to Dover, a calm passage over..."
• No. 14 - Duet - Honeycomb and Julie Bon-bon - "The tendency of modern times is all for first and third, and one or t'other we must each select..."
• No. 15 - Song - Ruth and Chorus - "Some people have the money, and others have the brains, but lots would like to have a voice like Sister Mary Jane's..."
• No. 16 - Song - Norah and Chorus - "Ere we part, love, it may be for years ... It may be for years ... Take these flow'rs, love, watered by my tears..."
• No. 17 - Quartet - Mrs. Honeycomb, Major, Ruth and Pompier - "I'll be a lively widow, and I'll roll my merry eye, and dress myself as lively widows do..."
• No. 18 - Concerted Piece - "Ding-dong, ding-dong goes the big, big gong, and echoes far around;  it plainly states that dinner waits, a truly welcome sound..."
• No. 19 - Pas de Quatre
• No. 20 - Song - Bon-bon and Chorus - "Tell me what you does with all your money, says Sambo..."
• No. 21 - Duet - Ruth and Major - "Upon the stage let's have a fling, we'll try the music halls, and trill the sweet poetic lays each lady singer bawls..."
• No. 22 - Finale Act II - "Now for the Carnival!  Now for the fun!  Now for a frolicsome day!  Blue are the heavens and warm is the sun; let us be merry and gay.."

Song no. 12 was composed by Gustave Kerker.     Song no. 20 was composed by Andrew Mack.