• Overture and Introduction

ACT I   -   Scene 1: - The Home of Father Time,   Scene 2: - Saint Valentine's Square in the City of Innocence.

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "It's going to be a very busy day, so let us finish work without delay.  All the Carpenters and Bakers, all the Tailors and Dressmakers..."
• No. 2 - Duet - Adviser and Reminder - "We're a couple of men who now and then are troubled with too much work, but we follow a rule they taught us at school..."
• No. 3 - Song - Piper and Chorus - "Woman is truly a wonderful thing;  poets in praise of her constantly sing.  All over the world 'tis the same as you know..."
• No. 4 - Song - Elviria - "Two little figures, once upon a time, dwelt upon a Dresden china plate.  There amidst surroundings most sublime, they loved and lost..."
• No. 5 - Duet - Willie and Elviria - "I've met a lot of girls in ev'ry city, I've met a lot of girls I thought were fine;  I have met a lot of girls I thought were pretty..."
• No. 6 - Duet - Piper and Lizzie - "Life's no joke, you're in trouble ev'ry minute!  It's a cold hard world all the time that you are in it.  Your existence seems..."
• No. 7 - Finale Act I - "What a happy, happy day!  What a chance to laugh and sing;  Let's be gay now while we may;  let all grief and care take wing..."

ACT II   -   Scene 1: - The Pied Piper's Boudoir,   Scene 2: - The Nursery,   Scene 3: - Saint Valentine's Square.

• No. 8 - Trio - Piper, Adviser and Reminder - "Some curious problems have vexed me of late, and if you will do so, I'd like you to state, since you are both paid..."
• No. 8a - 1st. Dance - Schottische
• No. 8b - 2nd. Dance - Waltz
• No. 8c - 3rd. Dance - Vivace
• No. 9 - Song - Elviria - "Once I knew a little boy, and Willie was his name.  He went to a school in the daytime;  with his little sweetheart he would play..."
• No. 10 - Duet - Elviria and Piper - "Why is it I wonder, when folks make a blunder, they never will take the blame?  Why is it folks hurry, why is it folks worry..."
• No. 11 - Song - Lizzie - "I often wonder why it is that woman's always blamed, because this world's so bad, it really makes me feel ashamed..."
• No. 12 - Nursery Rhymes - Piper - "Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but his wife was a terrible shrew.  That's the reason of course that he got a divorce..."
• No. 13 - Duet - Van Cortlandt and Elviria - "You're a dear little girl, but a queer little girl, so delightfully quaint and demure, love;  You're a nice little girl..."

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