• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "Under the shade of our lovely umbrellas we're waiting and longing for good looking fellows..."
• No. 2 - Song - Piffle and Chorus - "A sunbeam in a garden fair, quite sad at heart one day fell victim to a blushing rose..."
• No. 3 - Song - Paffle and Chorus - "You've heard about Marconi, Macaroni, that's my name..."
• No. 4 - Song - Augustus Melon and Bathing Girls - "Loyal Germans may cheer, yes, and glorify beer..."
• No. 5 - Concerted Number - Mrs. Montague and Melon Family - "When Father Adam first was introduced to Mother Eve..."
• No. 6 - Song - Nora and Easter Girls - "The love bird sat in the goo-goo tree, singing an amorous song..."
• No. 7 - Song - Augustus Melon and Chorus - "They may sing in praise of farms, country life and rustic charms..."
• No. 8a - Pixies' Entrance and Song - "Wake, sandman, wake!  Troubles without number..."
• No. 8b - Song - Pouffle and Pony Ballet - "Don't shake with fear as I draw near, I'm just a harmless creature..."
• No. 9 - Song - Rose - "Vainly all my life I've waited, waited for an unkissed man..."
• No. 10 - Finale Act I (before Marriage) - "What's the matter?  What's the matter?  Hearts are going pitter patter..."

ACT II   -   Grounds of Mrs. Montague's House, "Fairmount-on-Hudson."

• No. 11 - Chorus of Girls and "Ponies" - "Beautiful stars in the deep blue sky, winking at me, oh, fie! ..."
• No. 12 - Song - Piffle and Chorus - "When the girls and boys are cooing, cooing like the turtle dove..."
• No. 13 - Song - Melon and Chorus - "Sure me brain's in a whirl through a smart Irish girl, sweet Cordalia Malone is her name..."
• No. 14 - Song - Rose and Chorus - "Have you heard of Doctor Cupid?  You have heard of him of course, what a question..."
• No. 15 - Song - Paff and Chorus - "On the East side of town, where the Germans live down there's a nice little grocery store..."
• No. 16 - Song - Pouf - "Just gaze upon a happy man without a single care enjoying all the dainties of the world's great bill of fare."
• No. 17 - Song - Cora and Chorus - "Dolly Dimple's in the chorus, she had served her time..."
• No. 18 - Song - Melon - "Listen dear, I've something nice to say to you, something you may really like to hear..."
• No. 19 - Radium Dance - Pony Ballet
• No. 20 - Marching Song - Nora and Cora, with Chorus - "The English love their dear old flag, its colors make them cheer..."
• No. 21 - Finale Act II - "For you, oh, yes for you there's nothing, dear, I wouldn't do..."