The Restaurant

[Waiter:] The scene which lies before your eyes
Depicts a humble restaurant.
The menu boasts assorted roasts,
Of foods the very best are on.
The menu boasts assorted roasts,
With fish from coasts, and buttered toasts,
Of foods, of foods the very best are on.
Of foods the very best are on, the very best are on.
But tragedy befell the place an hour or so ago,
The entire staff came out on strike and home they chose to go.
The manager is ill, and is confined to bed with 'flu,
And until he can recover there is little he can do,
There is little, very little he can do.

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