[Waiter:] I cannot find the menu, sir,
but I'll tell you what we've got.
There isn't much to choose from, so you cannot eat a lot.
For starters we can either serve
You with some soup or cold hors-d'oeuvre,
To follow that there's mutton roast,
With carrots, greens and butter'd toast;
There's fish and chips with cold dessert,
(It's Tuesday's, but it shouldn't hurt),
There's mushroom omelette, Irish stew,
Oh, sir, what can I bring for you?