[as Customer:] You mentioned soup. Well, can you bring tomato?
[as Waiter:] I can indeed, sir. I'll serve it as your starter!   (goes towards exit, but returns)
I'm sorry, sir, there's no soup left, what would you like instead?
If you fancy, we have escallopes
(they're fried in crumbs of bread.)
[as Customer:] I do not care for escallopes,
What else can you produce?
[as Waiter:] Well, why not try the fish and chips
With a little lemon juice?
[as Customer:] I do not care for fish and chips,
What else can you provide?
[as Waiter:] Chicken in the basket, sir,
With radishes on the side.