[as Customer:] I've eaten that too often, I require something new;
I think I'd better settle for a plate of Irish stew.
Please hurry up and bring it; I haven't long to wait,
For I'd like to catch my train from Charing Cross at ten past eight.
[as Waiter:] In that case I will hurry as a very special favour;
There was a spot of curry but I didn't like its flavour.
I will not keep you waiting, there'll be no more delay;
I will bring that Irish stew, sir, you shall have it right away!
(Waiter dances off. Then a crash of china is heard.)