ACT I   -   Shallamar Hall, and the Court of Justice on the Planet Venus.

• No. 1 - Opening Chorus - "Our College gowns and College caps would lead you to suppose, perhaps..."
• No. 2 - Song - Sir Victor and Chorus - "I formed a plan some years ago ... a plan, a plan, a wonderful plan..."
• No. 3 - Quintette - Sir Victor, Miss Jimper, Berkeley, Brenda and Louis - "It's no use your talking to people who don't..."
• No. 4 - Duet - Louis and Brenda - "It's nice to be engaged.  Can anybody doubt it? ..."
• No. 5 - Trio - Miss Jimper, Berkeley and Twanks - "If there's someone you'd so impress that he'd anything do for you..."
• No. 6 - Song and Dance - Wrenne - "I'm just a boy, the same little boy you meet with ev'rywhere..."
• No. 7 - Concerted Number, with Queen of Venus - "Shine, shine, brightest of stars, yet how fair is our Eden and bright..."
• No. 8 - Song - Stella - "I'm but a simple maiden and I know that I've been taught to dread the world and all its ways..."
• No. 9 - Concerted Number - "We'll play the game and make it interesting, hunt the slipper and find it if you can! ..."
• No. 10 - Song - Miss Jimper and Chorus - "I've an eye to strict decorum in all I do and all I say..."
• No. 11 - Finale Act I - "We don't intend to stay with you, Shallamar, this game has gone too far..."

ACT II  -  Scene 1:  Neuilly Fair,     Scene 2:  The Turkey Room in the Art Club, Paris.

• No. 12 - Opening Chorus - "Hi!  Hi!  Hi! ... The fair, the fair, the fun of the fair, there's noise and rattle ev'rywhere..."
• No. 13 - Song - Wrenne and Chorus - "To stand in front of a two-penny show and beat the drum, ta-ra-rum-a-tum! ..."
• No. 14 - Double Sextette - "What would you do when you reached the moon and you found no man there after all? ..."
• No. 15 - Concerted Number - Miss Jimper, Brenda, Berkeley and Chorus - "Just come along home with me, Sir Victor..."
• No. 16 - Song - Louis - "Two eyes of blue, two little fairy eyes, laughing and beaming, or tearfuly gleaming..."
• No. 17 - Marche Militaire (Danse Parisian)
• No. 18 - Riding Duet - Miss Jimper and Twanks - "If I could be what I really ought, I'd be the master presiding..."
• No. 19 - Song - Stella and Chorus of Men - "I want to choose a nice young man ... Choose me, I love you so..."
• No. 20 - Song - Berkeley and Chorus - "Don't you know the little lady who is nearly seventeen, who pretends she's very clever..."
• No. 21 - Song - Miss Jimper - "There's a boarding house over the way, and it isn't obtrusively gay..."   (4 verses)