No. 3 - Quarrelling Trio - Katie, Joy and Hughie Lyrics by Percy Greenbank

[Katie:] When you see a lady talking to a friend,
Why d'you want to interfere?
[Joy:] I shall do as I like!
[Katie:] And I shall do as I like!
[Hughie:] Oh, don't quarrel about it here,
There's a dear!
[Katie:] Men are so deceitful,
nasty horrid things!
[Hughie:] Please don't think that I'm to blame!
[Katie:] I shall think what I like!
[Joy:] And I shall think what I like!
[Hughie:] Oh, you women are all the same!
Why can't some of you play the game?
[Joy:] That's nothing to do with you!
Nothing at all to do with you!
[Katie:] No, and its nothing at all
It's nothing at all
To do with you!
[Joy:] You're showing signs of juvenile precocity,
[Hughie:] You're rather full of beastly curiosity!
[Joy:] She cuddled you round the neck
[Katie:] She's giving your hand a squeeze:
[Joy:] Well, it's nothing to do with
[Katie & Joy:] Nothing to do with
[All:] Nothing to do with you.
Will you stop your interfering, if you please!

[Katie:] Were you never taught how ladies should behave
When you went to boarding school?
[Joy:] I'll behave as I like!
[Katie:] And I'll behave as I like!
[Hughie:] Joy, you're being a perfect fool,
Do be cool!
[Joy:] 'Course I know you're only quite a little boy!
[Hughie:] Don't you talk to me like that!
[Joy:] I shall say what I like!
[Hughie:] And I shall say what I like!
[Katie:] Oh, the woman's a perfect cat!
What d'you think she was hinting at?
[Hughie:] That's nothing to do with you!
Nothing at all to do with you!
[Joy:] No, and it's nothing at all,
It's nothing at all
To do with you!
[Katie:] He's only fourteen years of age
or there about,
[Joy:] That's rather young for any girl
to care about.
[Hughie:] Don't worry about my age.
[Katie:] He's growing up by degrees!
[Joy:] Well, it's nothing to do with
[Katie & Joy:] Nothing to do with
[All:] Nothing to do with you.
Will you stop your interfering, if you please!