[Katie:]
When you see a lady talking to a friend,
Why d'you want to interfere?
[Joy:]
I shall do as I like!
[Katie:]
And I shall do as I like!
[Hughie:]
Oh, don't quarrel about it here,
There's a dear!
[Katie:]
Men are so deceitful,
nasty horrid things!
[Hughie:]
Please don't think that I'm to blame!
[Katie:]
I shall think what I like!
[Joy:]
And I shall think what I like!
[Hughie:]
Oh, you women are all the same!
Why can't some of you play the game?
[Joy:]
That's nothing to do with you!
Nothing at all to do with you!
[Katie:]
No, and its nothing at all
It's nothing at all
To do with you!
[Joy:]
You're showing signs of juvenile precocity,
[Hughie:]
You're rather full of beastly curiosity!
[Joy:]
She cuddled you round the neck
[Katie:]
She's giving your hand a squeeze:
[Joy:]
Well, it's nothing to do with
[Katie & Joy:]
Nothing to do with
[All:]
Nothing to do with you.
Will you stop your interfering, if you please!
[Katie:]
Were you never taught how ladies should behave
When you went to boarding school?
[Joy:]
I'll behave as I like!
[Katie:]
And I'll behave as I like!
[Hughie:]
Joy, you're being a perfect fool,
Do be cool!
[Joy:]
'Course I know you're only quite a little boy!
[Hughie:]
Don't you talk to me like that!
[Joy:]
I shall say what I like!
[Hughie:]
And I shall say what I like!
[Katie:]
Oh, the woman's a perfect cat!
What d'you think she was hinting at?
[Hughie:]
That's nothing to do with you!
Nothing at all to do with you!
[Joy:]
No, and it's nothing at all,
It's nothing at all
To do with you!
[Katie:]
He's only fourteen years of age
or there about,
[Joy:]
That's rather young for any girl
to care about.
[Hughie:]
Don't worry about my age.
[Katie:]
He's growing up by degrees!
[Joy:]
Well, it's nothing to do with
[Katie & Joy:]
Nothing to do with
[All:]
Nothing to do with you.
Will you stop your interfering, if you please!