No. 5 - Recit and Song - Rufus and College Tourists

Lyrics by Willard Spenser

[Rufus:] Oh, it is such an unheard of proceeding to marry her to a lord,
When Alvin's an Amercan, and therefore's to be adored,
We have flown through Europe, kissed the blarney stone, been abroad enough
To circumvent Old Nickerbocker and prove to him beyond a doubt that
[All:] We are up to snuff.
For we're immensely high-toned, high-toned, high-toned,
Kalamazoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo,
Kalamazoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo,
zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo,
Yes, we're immensely high-toned, high-toned, high-toned,
Kalamazoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo,
Kalamazoo, zoo.