[Rufus:]
Our rare scheme has begun to pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out,
[Rufus:]
'Twas diplomacy brought it about,
[Chorus:]
about,
[Rufus:]
'Twas a royal game, and it's all in a name,
For the highest name's sure to pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out,
[Rufus:]
My Lord Dolphin, he didn't pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out,
[Rufus:]
Japan royalty put him to rout,
[Chorus:]
to rout,
[Rufus:]
My lord's a great catch,
My lord's hard to match,
But a title that's higher pans out,
[Chorus:]
pans out.
[Rufus:]
An American always pans out,
[Chorus:]
pans out,
[Rufus:]
Sends a deadlock with ease up the spout,
[Chorus:]
the spout,
[Rufus:]
For he sails right in, and is sure to win,
He's sublime, for he always pans out,
[Chorus:]
pans out,
[Rufus:]
There's a popular way to pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out,
[Rufus:]
Let the other man storm the redoubt,
[Chorus:]
redoubt,
[Rufus:]
You're set on a pinnacle.
A light in the binnacle!
While the other man storms, you pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out.
[Rufus:]
When a run's on a bank, can't pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out,
[Rufus:]
The directors all down with the gout,
[Chorus:]
the gout,
[Rufus:]
Their Delmonico dinners then fall to beginners,
And a new bank is hatch'd to pan out,
[Chorus:]
pan out.
[Rufus:]
The swell raquet just now that pans out,
[Chorus:]
pans out,
[Rufus:]
Is the skating rink raquet, sans doubt,
[Chorus:]
sans doubt,
[Rufus:]
You roll and you glide,
You skim and you slide;
While you work, the rink owner pans out.
[Chorus:]
pans out.