No. 26 - Song - Rufus and Chorus Lyrics by Willard Spenser

[Rufus:] Our rare scheme has begun to pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out,
[Rufus:] 'Twas diplomacy brought it about,
[Chorus:] about,
[Rufus:] 'Twas a royal game, and it's all in a name,
For the highest name's sure to pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out,
[Rufus:] My Lord Dolphin, he didn't pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out,
[Rufus:] Japan royalty put him to rout,
[Chorus:] to rout,
[Rufus:] My lord's a great catch,
My lord's hard to match,
But a title that's higher pans out,
[Chorus:] pans out.

[Rufus:] An American always pans out,
[Chorus:] pans out,
[Rufus:] Sends a deadlock with ease up the spout,
[Chorus:] the spout,
[Rufus:] For he sails right in, and is sure to win,
He's sublime, for he always pans out,
[Chorus:] pans out,
[Rufus:] There's a popular way to pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out,
[Rufus:] Let the other man storm the redoubt,
[Chorus:] redoubt,
[Rufus:] You're set on a pinnacle.
A light in the binnacle!
While the other man storms, you pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out.

[Rufus:] When a run's on a bank, can't pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out,
[Rufus:] The directors all down with the gout,
[Chorus:] the gout,
[Rufus:] Their Delmonico dinners then fall to beginners,
And a new bank is hatch'd to pan out,
[Chorus:] pan out.
[Rufus:] The swell raquet just now that pans out,
[Chorus:] pans out,
[Rufus:] Is the skating rink raquet, sans doubt,
[Chorus:] sans doubt,
[Rufus:] You roll and you glide,
You skim and you slide;
While you work, the rink owner pans out.
[Chorus:] pans out.